The GM's new bodyguard

[GM Hatebreed]

(James Hefield's entrance video)



Kevin: Here comes the Gm Marcus. After some of the stunts he's pulled so far this season, no telling what he's coming out here for.


Marcus: You can't fault the guy for showing everyone around here who the boss is.


Kevin: I don't agree with his methods Marcus.


Marcus: This is the first time in a while I haven't seen him with Actros.


James Hetfield makes his way down the entrance ramp wearing a neck brace


James Hetfield climbs up onto the apron and then carefully enters the ring


The crowd boos as James lifts the mic to speak


James Hetfield: How is everyone doing? I'm going to get right to the point.


The crowd boos louder


James Hetfield: It's nice to know that I have so many fans out there.


James Hefield walks over to the far ring post


James Hetfield: As soon as you people lower the volume a little I can continue.


James Hetfield lowers the mic


After waiting about 5 seconds James Hetfield lifts the mic back up


James Hetfield: How many of you saw what happened to me Saturday night?


James Hetfield reaches for his neck as if hes in pain


James Hetfield: I would like to show everyone how I was viciously attacked by Cartoon Head. Roll the tape!



The Titantron comes to life and shows the clip of Cartoon Head kicking James Hetfield in the face


James Hetfield: As you all just witnessed, I was taken off guard.


The crowd boos


James Hetfield: This would not have happened if Actros was doing his job. Instead of watching my back, he decided it was in his best interest to be stealing from me at the exact moment I was being kicked in the face! But, what kind of GM would I be if I didn't have cameras in my office to catch him in the act? Actros has been let go as a result of this. He is in the Bexar County jail system now!


The crowd cheers


James Hetfield: I decided I had to get another bodyguard to take his place. Someone that could get the job done. Someone that wouldn't let anyone touch me. Ladies and gentlemen, can you please rise as I introduce my new bodyguard?


The crowd stays sitting as they boo


James Hetfield: He is the true 8th wonder of the world. He is the baddest man on the planet. The most feared of all here at NLW.



Kevin: Who do you think he is talking about Marcus?



Marcus: I have an idea. I want to see if I'm right.



James Hetfield: It gives me great pleasure to bring to you my new bodyguard...........TheOne!!!!!!!!!!



TheOne's entrance music


Kevin: Oh my! I can't believe this. TheOne is the Gm's new bodyguard.


Marcus: I was right Kevin. That's exactly who I thought he was talking about.



TheOne makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring wearing a suit and dark sunglasses



TheOne slides into the ring and walks over to where the GM is and stands behind him and then crosses his arms



James Hetfield: Everyone of you so called superstars in the back take a good look at what stands behind me.


James Hetfield turns around and then points at TheOne


James Hetfield: He is the most feared in our sport today.


The crowd boos


James Hetfield: Now, let's move on to the business at hand.........


The crowd waits in anticipation


James Hetfield: Cartoon Head, you got a lot of nerve. Coming out here and attacking me Saturday night. It really shows your character. I could have easily fired you. But I thought about it, and that would be to easy. So this is whats going to go down. Tonight, you will face.....drum roll please.....my new bodyguard...."TheOne"!!



Kevin: Wow!! TheOne vs Cartoon Head? Tonight?


Marcus starts laughing


Marcus: Cartoon Head.....Get ready for the beating of your life.


(Cartoon Head's entrance music)

[Cartoon Head]

Cartoon Head casually walks down the entrance ramp and stops at ringside, putting his hands on his hips as he shakes his head at James Hetfield and The One. Picking up a microphone from the announce table, he climbs inside the ring to face the General Manager first.

Cartoon Head: Hetfield. I should thank you!

James Hetfield looks stunned for a moment..

Kevin: I don't think the G.M knows what to make of this Marcus.

Marcus: Cartoon Head better be careful here or he might just end up getting his beating from The One a little sooner than he expected!

James Hetfield: What the hell are you talking about now Cartoon Head?

Cartoon Head: It's quite simple really. You see Hetfield, what you call punishment, I call opportunity. I get another opportunity to face The One - The man at the top of NLW for so long now.

Cartoon Head turns and faces The One.

Cartoon Head: We had a great battle last time we met, didn't we big man?

The One stares at Cartoon Head but remains silent.

Cartoon Head: We just pounded each other to dust until the ref stepped in and stopped us. Do you think you can stay standing this time?

Kevin: He seems to be trying to plant a seed of doubt in The Ones' mind. If The One lets Cartoon Head get to him he will have given him a huge advantage mentally.

Marcus: No way Kevin, might wins over mind in wrestling. Cartoon Head is a desperate man playing his final card. The One is going to destroy him later tonight and then everyone in NLW wil know that you don't mess with the G.M. Mr Hetfield.



Cartoon Heads' music plays as